Somewhere, under all this paper….

….is a woman.

Honest.

Exam fever has reached its peak here – and there’s no fun quite like getting seven-and-eight year olds to concentrate on study and being quiet for eight days on the trot. Hey, I struggle to do that!

I think my role is even harder cos I work with those who struggle with literacy and reading…and guess how we assess most of our work? With reams of redaing and writing, hurrah! Many cups of coffee each day and a glass of wine each night might just get me through!

Today the kids had English and then my R.S. paper – most amusing answers thus far?

Q: What two foods did God provide in the desert for the Israelites?
A: Biscuits and crisps?

And, even more awesomely,

Q: How did Moses’ mother keep him safe?
A: She put him in tarmac.

Wha…..?

Nevermind, I’m just stoked that so far (only one script still due in) not one of my monkeys has failed. I SAID they were good at this subject (biscuits, crisps and tarmac notwithstanding!)!

As for me, I’m getting there. Half term looms…praise the heavens :-).

Love and choc chip cookies to all,
Cxx

13 Comments

  1. Wiwille
    17th May 2007 / 7:24 pm

    Best biblical question ever answered by a child:Linkletter: What’s your favorite story in the bible?Kid: The Wizard of Oz.Linkletter: What part of the bible is that in?Kid: The end.

  2. Walker
    17th May 2007 / 7:39 pm

    LOLThank you for the laugh.Kids, they say the darnest things don’t they, but it’s when they surprise you in the right way that makes you proud to be a parent or a teacher.Thank you for stopping by.

  3. Miss Ash
    17th May 2007 / 7:53 pm

    Oh too funny!! You must have a good laugh at some of the things kids say.

  4. Photogirl
    17th May 2007 / 8:34 pm

    Hey Claire,Good luck getting through it! I agree with the coffee and wine therapy idea 🙂

  5. Malnurtured Snay
    17th May 2007 / 9:34 pm

    I just got home from my last final! Of course, I’m not eight, but I could’ve used that enforce study period!!! 🙂

  6. daisies
    17th May 2007 / 10:03 pm

    love and choc chips to you too : )i have been buried under my own paperwork this week ~ can’t wait for the weekend :)so glad you are feeling better … hugs .. xoxo

  7. whatigotsofar
    17th May 2007 / 10:28 pm

    10 years of Christian education and I don’t remember anything about God giving the Israelites biscuits and crisps. I guess the Church is a lot different across the pond.

  8. Cheryl
    18th May 2007 / 12:32 am

    Maybe that’s just what the student would have wanted God to feed the Israelites with. Sounds yummy to me.I don’t know who that ANON1 person is…

  9. Christielli
    18th May 2007 / 1:28 am

    Those are hilarious!Glad that your kiddies are doing well.

  10. Princess Extraordinaire
    18th May 2007 / 11:56 am

    I love kids answers as I was once a teacher!

  11. MyUtopia
    18th May 2007 / 5:41 pm

    LOL, Kids are too funny!

  12. Hulles
    19th May 2007 / 6:04 pm

    Thanks, Claire. I needed that a lot. You’re very lucky to be involved with those kids. XOXOXO.

  13. Shaz
    20th May 2007 / 8:21 am

    How damn cute are they that is so classic Honey. xx

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