Yay! It’s ‘”Not me!” Monday’ time! The gorgeous Mckmama runs the show….won’t you join us?
I did not wake up yesterday after a nightmare, nearly in tears. I was not so upset because I’d dreamt one of my colleagues had described me as a horrible person at my leaving party (in my dream). I did not spend a good five minutes trying to decide if it was a dream or if it had actually happened. Nope, not me!
I did not manage to spill a whole bottle of water down my front the other day, due to a faulty bottletop. I did not then have to stand below the hand-dryer for a good ten minutes to dry off. Not me!
I did not eat a ginormous calorific Olympic breakfast at Little Chef at about 7 pm last night, after a week of being good food-wise. Like I would eat 1,000 calories and about ten tonnes of fat… No, not me!
I did not forget to brush my hair for an entire day last week. Like I’d forget something like that. Not me!
I absolutely completely did not buy a new box of 5 pairs of tights last week because I could not be bothered to do any laundry that evening. Totally not me!
I did not panic somewhat when I realised that the end of term is less than 3 weeks away. So not me!
What didn’t you do, friends?