I fort that as both Leela and Fry ad written two you all, I wood do a little pooter hijacking of my own! My name is Poppet (or Pops, or Popsicle, or Honey, or Mamma-cat) and I am the biggest (and strongest, cleverest and most bootiful, if you ask me) of Maffoo and Clurs three katzen. The wee wuns are only four months old but I am nearly TWO!
That makes me very growed up and importunt, don’t yew think?
Anyhoo, I fort I would type a quick note to let you all no a little bit about me. When I am not writin, I enjoys napping, fightin the itten katzen, and miaowing at Maffoo and Clur. I have quite the range of miaows, from friendly greeting to heartfelt yowl of I-know-I-as-dinner-but-I-rilly-like-complaining. I loves the weekends cos I gets lots of fusses, visiters come to pay omage, and I get to go OUTSIDE!
Witch is where I am off now. Later, oomans!
Poppet ‘I don’t need a middle name’ R.