The Musical Theatre Roles I’d Love To Play

I have always loved musical theatre. From the time I first heard the Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack – my mum had a copy of the original cast recording on cassette, and many a preteen evening was spent singing along with every number lustily – I was hooked. Growing up in rural Scotland and bouncing around other parts of the UK and Germany as an RAF brat, there wasn’t much scope for attending musicals in person, but I listened to soundtracks like it was going out of fashion. In choirs and ensembles and as solos and duets, numbers from Miss Saigon, Cats, Les Miserables all became like close friends as I learned and performed them over and over again. At home and in the boarding house at school we watched Oliver!, and Grease, and The Sound of Music every time they were on TV.

When I went off to university, I was so excited to join a theatre society. Prior to then I’d done a lot of singing and a lot of ‘straight’ theatre, and a couple of school musicals, but the bug was still nascent. While at Aberdeen I was lucky enough to take part in productions of 42nd Street, Anything Goes and Oklahoma, as well as various student shows. It was also in Aberdeen that I finally started to be able to see musicals, both amateur and professional productions. The city has so much great musical theatre, and the £5 day tickets were a godsend for a student eager for music, dancing and stories. At times I skipped meals to get to musicals – rather like Carrie Bradshaw says in Sex and the City when she bought Vogue instead of dinner, I just felt like it fed me more.

After graduating, the world of teacher training and work kept me off stages (I will go back one day – LOVE a bit of Am Dram), but I loved working on kids shows, whether directing, writing, assisting backstage or choreographing (hilariously. I am not a dancer. Which it turns out is great when you’re trying to corral nine-year-olds in a production of Grease – you’ll never give then moves that are too tricky!). Once I lived near, and later in, London, I was lucky enough to go to so many great shows – the time I’ve spent watching musicals has filled me with joy and that special glow that comes from a show well done. The Book of Mormon, Wicked, Matilda, Billy Elliot, Guys and Dolls, Les Miserables…each show has been a treat and a triumph.

Tomorrow night my little musicals obsession comes full circle, as I head off to the Regents Park Open Air Theatre (a favourite venue – weather, please be kind!) for their production of Jesus Christ Superstar. I’ll be attending with the lovely Shona, who I met all those years ago, doing musicals together in Aberdeen. In honour of the occasion I thought I’d geek out a little and share the ten musical roles I’d love to play. Indulge me if you will, and I’d love to hear which roles you would play in the comments. Happy Friday, all!

1. Mary Magdelene, Jesus Christ Superstar

Where it all began. I love Mary’s songs, and her part is so beautiful. This is a show I like so much I once watched a production in Spanish, which I do not speak (Jesu Christo Superstar!), purely for the love of the tunes. The song below was actually my audition song for years.

2. Rizzo, Grease

Yes, I’m way too old. But this is a dream list, and dream lists know no bounds. This role is brilliant – bright, sassy, cracking songs. I think Rizzo was the first badass bitch I fell in love with on screen. Stockard Channing is the role for me too – what a performance!

3. Reno Sweeney, Anything Goes

Playing Reno in a university production was an utter joy. She’s such a dame, and how can you not love a woman who a) has an entourage of angels (girl squad strong, decades before T Swizzle) and who b) gets 80% of the cracking numbers in the show. I’d love to play this role again one day, now I’m actually closer to Reno’s been-there, done-that life experience.

4. Eva Peron, Evita

Man, I loved this soundtrack. And the movie with Madonna, too. Singing Don’t Cry For Me Argentina with arms alofts, a la the balcony scene, is never not fun. It was also this show that first got me interested in Latin American politics/geopolitics in general, so cheers, ALW.

5. Mme Thenardier, Les Miserables

As my Snapchat would suggest (cmclaire12 on there, if you’re looking for a follow), I love a bit of broad comedy. So this role, with it’s grotesqueness, has always appealed!

6. Felicia, The Witches of Eastwick

I adore The Witches of Eastwick. How wonderful to have a show with not one, but five decent, starring, female roles. The trio of saucepots all get some cracking songs, but the villainess of the piece is my utter fave – this queen bee is all bossiness and mean quips and I love it! Her songs are also a triumph, as is her demise:

7. Kate Monster, Avenue Q

In an often sweary, frequently rude show, Kate is the sweet heart of the production. And she’s a kindergarten teacher, so I empathise entirely with many of her struggles! Her big ballad, There’s A Fine Fine Line, is both wonderful and the only number in the show that contains zero swears.

8. Elphaba, Wicked

Because sometimes you just need to belt! Hannah and I went to see this show together and bought the CD on the way out, and we’ve spent many an evening or a car journey singing along together. At my first teaching post in Northamptonshire the lovely assitant head of music and I would often have singalongs around the piano from this score. So many great songs, but the biggie will always be…

9. Nancy, Oliver!

In my early twenties, I tried out for a few TV talent shows, because why not? The third one and final one I went for was I’d Do Anything, the BBC search for a new Nancy, and the audition was such fun. I didn’t know it was happening until the day of (Naomi texted me on the off-chance). I drove up to Manchester, queued for seven hours, practised my song in the car/the loos (I went for I Say A Little Prayer, in addition to the ubiquitous and required As Long As He Needs Me), auditioned, got through to the next round, got to audition for ALW’s casting director, and didn’t make the cut for the London fifty. But man, what a fun day out. Ten out of ten, would do again.

10. Eliza Schuyler Hamilton, Hamilton… 

Like a significant portion of the world, I am obsessed with Hamilton. Own the CD, am reading the book, couldn’t get tickets for Broadway (seriously, who can?), cannot wait for the West End production. Eliza is the heart of the whole thing, and I love everything about the part. Burn is my favourite song from her, or maybe Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story, but as those aren’t on youtube yet, I’ll share this snippet of joy instead.

or King George III, Hamilton

Seriously, if anyone ever wants to flip the genders in the show, I am ALL OVER THIS ROLE.

Thank you for joining me on this musical journey. And now I will leave you with one of my favourite Ham4Ham performances, the little skits and performances the cast host for the people queueing for the ticket lottery (I’ll be in that queue in a couple of months!).

Happy Friday all – hurrah for almost-the-weekend!


  1. LaaLaa Monroe
    15th July 2016 / 8:09 am

    Girl… Jesus Christ Superstar soundtrack, "Heaven on Their Minds" the late Carl Anderson. His voice does it for me! "I Don't Know How To Love Him" – favourite too. Sounds very 70s and bohemian. I use to go to the theatre a lot as a child but haven't been since I was an adult, shameful x

    • Claire
      15th July 2016 / 8:42 am

      Carl Anderson, what a talent! His voice is so rich and fullsome.

  2. Sus Davy
    15th July 2016 / 11:31 am

    I love Rizzo! She's such a great character. I'm too shy to every play anyone on stage!Sus //

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 8:19 am

      It's the funniest thing – I can be a little shy at times, but give me a song to sing and I'm a-ok!

  3. Becca @ Amuse Your Bouche
    15th July 2016 / 11:41 am

    m a huge musical theatre fan too! I'd love to play Kate Monster, that would be such a fun part – Avenue Q is one of my favourites! 🙂

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 8:19 am

      Isn't it brilliant? So rude and witty, but warm and real too.

  4. beautyqueenuk
    15th July 2016 / 12:27 pm

    Elphaba in Wicked would be absolutely amazing for sure x

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 8:19 am

      Her songs are sooooo good, it's a heck of a part!

  5. LuxuryColumnist
    15th July 2016 / 1:04 pm

    I love the Open Air Theatre in Regent's Park, it's so magical – have fun!

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 8:20 am

      It was absolutely beautiful – the perfect evening for a show there!

  6. Samantha Rickelton
    15th July 2016 / 1:57 pm

    Oh Rizzo would be a good one to get your teeth into. I'm not sure who I would like to play? Maybe someone in the cast of cats? That would be pretty cool x

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 8:21 am

      For the costumes alone that would be great fun!

  7. Jess | The Indigo Hours
    15th July 2016 / 2:33 pm

    It's an unpopular opinion but I can't stand musicals… So I don't know who most of these characters are!Jess xo | The Indigo Hours

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 8:21 am

      Haha! That's like me when people start about horror movies – not for me!

  8. Laura Hartley
    15th July 2016 / 3:54 pm

    Interesting choices! Wicked is one of my favourite musicals so playing Elphaba would be a dream!

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 6:12 pm

      I love Elphaba, such a great role and those songs…

  9. Anosa Malanga
    15th July 2016 / 6:17 pm

    Rizzo and cry for me argentina would have been my top choices though I know next to nothing about musical theatres

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 6:12 pm

      Both excellent choices – Rizzo is the best!

  10. Hannah Heartss
    15th July 2016 / 9:21 pm

    So many good choices! I love musical theatre but not sure who I would be lol x

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 6:13 pm

      Believe me, it took me a while to whittle it down 😉

  11. Jessica Ayun
    16th July 2016 / 5:18 am

    These are great character and play choices. I once participated in a Jesus Christ Superstar play and it was amazing! 🙂

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 6:13 pm

      Oh you lucky thing – such a great show.

  12. Olivia
    16th July 2016 / 1:24 pm

    There so many choices here and well thought out ones too! I love the idea of playing a character x

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 6:14 pm

      It's such a great thing to do – I do miss being in amateur plays. I hope I can do it again soon.

  13. ana de jesus
    16th July 2016 / 6:13 pm

    You have so many of my favourites including Nancy's heart wrenching song and Defying Gravity. I would have to add Les Mis 'I dreamed a Dream' Fantine and everything and everyone in the Lion King lol. Oh my god the Book of Mormon I have always wanted to see it as it is produced by the creators of South Park which I love!

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 6:14 pm

      The Book of Mormon is *brilliant*. I hope you can get to see it!

  14. Sorcha MacK
    16th July 2016 / 9:10 pm

    What a fun post! I always feel a little guilty that I live in London and barely ever see musicals. In fact, I might have only seen one in my entire life…I'm definitely a theatre girl but I just never seem to venture towards musical theatre. Maybe because that's never what I acted in myself.I'll have to make more of an effort!(PS nice to read something by someone else who grew up in rural Scotland!)

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 6:16 pm

      Yay, rural Scotland – whereabouts were you? Your dilemma with musicals in mine with staright theatre – I go to lots of musicals, but really have to push myself to see other theatre. I think sometimes in London too much choice is a problem!

  15. Dannii Martin
    17th July 2016 / 9:46 am

    I always wanted to play Rizzo in Grease too. It's actually on my bucket list to audition for a play.

    • Claire
      21st July 2016 / 6:16 pm

      Oh, break a leg! Such a great thing to do.

  16. Tanya
    17th July 2016 / 12:20 pm

    I adore the theatre and musicals in general and love your choices. Rizzo is definitely the best character in Grease, but I think Mme Thenardier would be my personal choice!

  17. Kira L Curtis
    17th July 2016 / 6:04 pm

    Some great picks! I've always loved musicals, my top choice would be Sherri from Rock of Ages these days but as a kid I always wanted to be Sandy in Grease! Grease has got to one of my all time favourite picks!

  18. Sher
    18th July 2016 / 11:48 am

    Ahhh love this post! I'd love to play Rizzo too! She's bad ass but all gooey at the core too!

  19. Liz Mays
    18th July 2016 / 2:04 pm

    I think Rizzo would be the most fun in that group. She's so sassy, isn't she?

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